I think it’s so funny how navigation apps let you know about speed traps. There should be more mainstream apps that encourage you to break the law. I want Google Maps to be like “alert: this casino’s camera system has a blind spot on its back entrance, and this Walgreens has a manager who is super not on the ball”
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.


